Got my ass grabbed by a retarded girl.......

Im not even kidding. So I'm at work yesterday. Busy as hell cutting some blinds answering the same question for the same customer the third time, when from behind me I hear a lady ask me where the bathrooms are. Without really looking up I explained that they would be around the corner and down the way. She said thank you and kept walking down the aisle, I quickly turned my head back down to the machine I was with when BAM! I felt someone grab my ass. Not a slap. Not a gentle caress. A straight up cup and squezze! WTF! I turned around thinking, well I dont know what I was thinking, but when I turned around there she was. Hunched over, drooling and now quickly walking down the aisle after her mom. I didnt relize it until she looked back over her shoulder and I saw how far apart her eyes were. THAT BITCH IS RETARDED! WTF! She stumbled her way to her mom and looked back at me over the cart and gave me this huge ear to ear smile like "gotcha fucker". That was a first. One of the funniest things I have been a part of.

Hotel California

So...lots has changed since my last post. I now live in central California, where the a/c blows and the drivers suck. I transferred with my job. I went from lumber in Minnesota to roller shades in California. Not the most manly job. Its hard to be manly and be in charge of cornices. The product is easy enough to learn...its hard to work with all women though.
Speaking of women....well, maybe I should stop there because my wife is likely the only person who will read this..I love you baby.
I do like being within driving distance of the 49ers. The people here have been nice enough. No neighbors going through my trash and to my knowledge no bible notes yet. So yeah..things are looking up.
Have you ever taken a crap so big that you get hungry right afterwards? Well let me tell you..its lowers your worth as a human to have Ruffles be the biggest priority in life. Just a thought.

Once again...

Well, I dont beleive that anything has changed since my last post. Im still not really into blogging, my job BLOWS and
There are some things that have been bothering me though. Like...Why in the hell do they sell whoppers without cheese? Really..its ridiulous. A whopper without cheese is nasty, dry and near vomit inducing. Not a good marketing tool. Why is it that....well maybe thats the only thing bothering me today. What can I say I live a hard life.

Hola Mi Gente

Whats up yo? I ummm....dont really have anything to say yet. Blogging isnt really my thing. Well we're gonna give it a try and maybe things will change. First lets do some get to know ya stuff. Im 29..I have 1 kid..Im married..I love cheetos. I've always been cocky, stubborn and lazy. Yeah I know..my wifes a lucky woman. She does well though. I know Im not easy to live with, damn near impossible I have been told, yet shes still here. My boy is almost 3. Hes full of luster that one is. Hes got so much energy..hes like a spring..always ready to explode. He makes me laugh. I work a retail job. Im a dept manager at a home improvement store in minnesota. Not really what I hoped to be when I was younger. Hmmm..im going to bed..maybe I'll see you tomorrow.